Babies are bits of stardust; blown from the hand of God.
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
Every child is born a genius.
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Babies are works of art created by God for his pleasure.
When you were born, you cried
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